May 26, 2010 - Day Nineteen

After spending five days in Montgomery, it was time to leave.

But first we needed to stop at the Waffle House next to our RV park. To me a Waffle House is almost like going home to eat. All the staff greets you with a simultaneous chorus when you enter the restaurant and you’re invited to have a seat anywhere. I had a giant breakfast that would also double as my lunch. Heck, it’s better than home!

The waitress started up a conversation with us because she saw our kayaks on top of our truck. She had tried it several times and just loved it. This has happened to us more than once, people see our kayaks, tell us they’ve tried it and love it, and now they want to buy one, since renting them is expensive.

So here’s a business tip for you, find companies that make kayaks and invest in them. According to my totally unscientific survey, this should be the next American craze. Once you buy a kayak and all the accoutrements, it becomes a fairly inexpensive sport. Just find a body of water, put your kayak in and have fun. And depending on what type of body of water you find will determine your kayak ride: a smooth lake, a wavy ocean, a river either swift or slow, and then there’s the scenery that goes with the different waterways. I really like to kayak. Can you tell?

As we’re getting to leave the Waffle House, Marianne’s mom calls and lets us know that we’ve left at least one dog bed there, plus she needs further instruction on how to run her new CD player, her TV set has lost her favorite channel again, and her computer froze up. So rather than haul the trailer over there through the narrow streets with low hanging branches, we decided to drive directly from the Waffle House there.

It took me about one-half hour to explain and fix the electronic problems. Marianne just loves traveling with an in-house IT tech (aka nerd).

We said our good-byes again, hooked up the trailer and headed toward Andersonville, Georgia where Marianne’s college roommate, Janice Baldwin, has lived with her radiologist husband, Mike, for almost 20 years.

Andersonville was the home of the infamous Confederate prisoner of war camp, known as Camp Sumter where almost 13,000 of the 45,000 Union prisoners died during their internment in the Civil War, also known as the War of Northern Aggression here in the South.

Mike and Jan have 250 acres of woodland with a large pond surrounding their impressive home. They also have seven dogs: Itchy, Scratchy, Beetle, Franklin, Rerun, Tuna, and one more whose name escapes me. They quickly adopted our two dogs into their pack and off they went romping around. It was only later that Jan tells me that her dogs have been bitten by rattlesnakes, killed by cottonmouths, and last fall Mike shot a 10’ alligator in their pond. I just hoped my city dogs could keep up with their country cousins.

Jan drove her Kawaski Mule to their long driveway, One Toad Road, to lead us unto their property where we would park our trailer for the night. For the first time on this trip, I fired up our generator so we would have the electricity to power our air-conditioner, since it was still very hot here as well. The generator worked great and in no time at all our trailer was a cool oasis, on a field of green, about 100 yards from their home, overlooking their pond.

Mike was still at the hospital reading X-rays, or whatever a radiologist does, so Jan showed us her artist’s shack where she creates her beautiful batiks. She gave Marianne and I each one. Thanks, Jan!

After a short time Mike came home, and we had couple of beers before we had a delicious stir-fry dinner with corn on the cob prepared by Jan.

After dinner we put our dogs into the trailer and all got on Jan’s Mule (Mike has another one), and headed out on the numerous trails on the property. Several of the dogs rode with us on the Mule, while others just ran ahead and behind us. One of the trails led us to the bin where Mike had dragged the alligator to dry it out so that he could collect the skull and other bones. Mike also has a number of large (and I mean LARGE) dried rattlesnake skins he killed mounted in the house.

Back at the house we had some pie for dessert, learned of their journey to Africa, compete with lion and elephant encounters, and caught up on each other’s lives since we last saw each other in Oceanside a few years ago.

When we got ready to turn in for the night, we were greeted by a new chorus of frogs emanating from their pond. But these frogs seemed to have a Georgian rather than an Alabamian accent, but they were equally as loud. 

May 25, 2010 – Day Eighteen

Today would be the day we were going to go kayaking no matter what. We had decided yesterday that we’d put in near downtown Montgomery into the Alabama River. When we got up, we decided that that would be a pretty big production, so we elected just to go into the pond that was part of this RV park.

I took the kayaks off the top of the truck and prepared them for launching. We then carried them 100 yards to the pond and put them in. The bank was a little tricky, and I ended up doing the Watusi as I maneuvered Marianne’s kayak into the water. She climbed in and I pushed her off into the wild blue seas – kind of…

My kayak is considerably longer than Marianne’s and more unwieldy, and I had to go through a short stretch of red dirt Alabama mud to get into my kayak. With my feet stuck in the mud, I was finally able to create another dance to get aboard. I was now inside of my kayak along with several pounds of that red mud, and I had feet to match.

The pond was about ¼ mile long and 100 yards wide complete with an island in the middle. We had to be careful kayaking in here, not because we may run into some members of the frog chorus, but rather there were a number of sunken trees just beneath the surface. A half an hour later after cruising up and down this pond a few times, we decided we had fulfilled our kayaking obligation.

For lunch we went to one of Montgomery’s favorite eateries, Shashay’s. We got there shortly before 11:30 and were immediately able to find a table, but minutes later it was beginning to fill up, and by the time we left, people were waiting for an empty table. This restaurant only serves breakfast and lunch, and has become one of the favorite of the lunch crowd. All of us had the chicken breast with vegetables, it was tasty and inexpensive. As we discovered in Austin, good food at good prices makes for great restaurant.

We dropped Helen off at the country club where she had her weekly bridge club outing. The ladies all ante a dollar and end up playing a mean game of bridge. This would be the last time they played until the weather cools in the fall.

While Helen was playing bridge, Marianne and I took a tour of downtown Montgomery. They’re constructing another huge building not too far from the state capitol. And the downtown area appears ripe for some new commerce. I guessed they’d need to build some apartments and condos to attract people, and then shops, bars and restaurants would follow. It’s a great area, with the architecture, history, the Alabama River, and the Biscuits AA baseball stadium.

We were driving Helen’s car and it was a pit, inside and out. I’m a car guy, and a dirty car is an affront to me. Apparently Helen has never washed the car in the three years she’s had it, she just lets the rain do it. So we decided to find a car wash. We looked and looked, but finding a drive-thru car wash where attendants do all the work was hard to find. I was about to give up when I spotted a Dairy Queen. Well, if I couldn’t have a clean car I would settle for a large vanilla cone dipped in chocolate, heck, who wouldn’t?

At the DQ I asked the cashier if there was the type of car wash I was looking for in the area. In fact, right next door she informed me. It turns out I was so blinded by the Dairy Queen sign that I hadn’t even seen the car wash!

We got our ice cream and drove next door to the car wash and paid $35 for their ultimate service, which would clean the inside and outside of the car. Thirty minutes later we had an acceptable car again. Helen’s car has a magnetic decal on the driver’s side rear panel, and when I offered to remove it a few days earlier, she protested claiming that was the way she identified her white Honda Acura in a parking lot. There seem to be more than the usual amount of white cars in Montgomery, I guess its because white reflects the heat and these cars are cooler than their darker cousins. Even with the decal on it, Helen got into a white Toyota a week or so earlier in a parking lot. And a couple of days ago, Marianne almost got into a white Hyundai after we had gone grocery shopping, but that’s Marianne who’s not only directionally challenged, but she can’t tell one model of a car from another, whether it’s clean or dirty.

When I got home, I thoroughly inspected the car and discovered that the baked on bird poop had not washed off. So, I pulled out my special car cleaner from my truck and started removing an assortment of baked on spots. It’s then that I noticed that the car was actually even whiter than it was when it got out of the car wash. I ended up spending the next 45 minutes detailing the car, removing bird poop, bugs, and bumper stickers. When I got done the car looked pretty good. But what it really needs is a wax job. Hopefully the next son-in-law or son who comes to Montgomery will take this hint and have it waxed.

We had a Stouffer’s lasagna dinner, then watched the finals of Dancing with the Stars while continually switching between the semi-finals of American Idol. Then it was off for nighty night at frog hollow.

May 24, 2010 – Day Seventeen

Today was Monday. When you’re retired AND traveling, it’s hard to keep track of what day of the week it really is. My only solace is that there are lots of things that are worse in life.

I was getting increasing concerned how the left rear tire on the trailer had been wearing. The outer 85% of the tire tread looked fine, but it was that inner 15% that gave me the willies. I had experienced a trailer tire failure on our trip last summer, so I didn’t want to go through this again. I went to the RV park office and asked for a tire service company recommendation and they gave me the business card of a company that would come on site to do the work.

I called them, and they informed me that they normally handle truck tires and that they didn’t have my trailer tire size in stock, but they would check to see if they could find one and then call me back.

Ten minutes later I received the call I had been waiting for, they found the tire and could be out here to the RV park within 45 minutes.

True to his word he was at our trailer on time. He immediately set to work changing the tire. He had a large compressor in the back of his van and with Marianne still in the trailer he jacked the left side of the trailer into the air to remove the tire.

Now I’m sure most of you have had a tire changed on your car and you’ve watched the mechanic use an automatic device to dislodge the tire from your rim, heck this ritual has been going on for as long as I remember. This time it was to be done entirely by hand using a maul.

It worked fine getting the old tire off the rim and then putting the new tire on the rim. The problem occurred when he attempted to use his air compressor to seat the new tire on the rim. For that. he needed a device that wasn’t in his van, so he had to call his partner to come over with that special air blaster that instantly floods the new tire with air so that it pops and seats on the rim. The tire was successfully inflated and mounted and I was ready to pay him. Oh, oh, he doesn’t accept credit cards, so I had to hit up the Bank of Marianne for a cash loan.

In the afternoon Marianne, her mom, and I head over to a Wal*Mart Supercenter. One stop shopping for groceries, greeting cards, and electronics. Marianne’s mom wanted a new CD boom box and electric can opener. And Marianne decided the house needed a new bathroom scale. We spent an inordinate amount of time picking through hundred’s of funny cards, cracking up on many, and then finally settling on a few for friend’s and family’s upcoming birthdays.

That evening Marianne, her mom and the dogs headed over to David and Leesey’s home in Montgomery to celebrate David’s 63rd birthday. They live in a gorgeous home with a really huge fenced backyard. The dogs were in heaven! Also attending the party were Leesey’s brother, Ed, and his wife Neenee, and Leesey’s mom, Fran. All of us then enjoyed a Chinese dinner topped off by a truly decadent chocolate and peanut butter cake – yum, yum! David seemed to enjoy his Wal*Mart birthday card.

We also got a chance to re-meet their dog, Cyclone, who was now over 17 years old, almost completely blind and very hard of hearing. But when a bacon treat was wafted before his nose, he starts biting in the air hoping he’ll sink his teeth into the treat. Amazingly, Cyclone looks good, spending most of what remains of his life sleeping on his dog pillow. He still goes outside to do his business, but must be strictly monitored. Even though he’s on a leash, a few days ago he walked into a light pole while David was walking him and talking on his cell phone.

That evening we headed back to frog hollow to turn in for the night.

May 23, 2010 - Day Sixteen

This morning was a lazy morning. And when it starts out like this it can only mean one thing – it’s time to wash clothes. Marianne’s mom wasn’t getting back from church until shortly before noon, so we took advantage of her washing machine to wash our clothes.

We also decided that this might be a great day to go kayaking, since we’ve lugged our two kayaks once across the country but had never once put them in any water, except when it rained on them. Marianne’s family has a home on Lake Jordan, about 45 minutes north of Montgomery.

All three of us and the dogs loaded up in my truck with the kayaks on top and headed to the lake. We were going to stop at a BBQ joint to get some sandwiches to eat up there. But unbelievable as it may seem, we couldn’t find one!

When we were in Austin, Francois and Thalia told us their favorite place to camp in Montgomery was Ft. Toulouse, and since it was on the way, we decided to check the place out. Although it was pretty, it was just too far to drive back and forth to Montgomery, maybe some other time.

We were still looking for BBQ, so we decided to pull into the little town of Wetumpka to find a place. No luck, but the town was so picturesque we stopped to shoot some photos along the river and its downtown.

Marianne’s mom knew of a BBQ place just past where we turn off to go to the lake house. We were in luck, it was open and their food was good. We purchased three sandwiches, some macaroni and cheese and headed to lake.

When we pulled up to the lake house, we noticed there was a pick-up with a boat on a trailer parked in front of the house. Before we were even out of the car a man walked up and checked up on us, when we identified ourselves he apologized for parking his rig on the lot, and if we wanted, he’d move it. Nah, we said, no problem. Apparently he was storing it there until he had time to rebuild the boat’s motor.

We entered the house, and after we had our lunch, I let the dogs run free as I “inspected” the property. I really like this place and now, so do my dogs. They had a great time running around and checking everything out.

But, it was way too hot to do any kayaking. So we scraped that idea and spent the next hour or so just ruminating, before we headed back to Montgomery.

That evening we had lunch at the country club. It ain’t Montgomery unless we have at least one meal at the “Club.” We all had the buffet and it was delicious, including the exquisite key lime pie we had for dessert. After we finished it, our table was visited by a large black man who asked how we liked the meal. Great we said, and then he introduced himself to us as the new Club restaurant manager, who had only been on the job two weeks. He was starting things out on the right foot, we all agreed.

After dinner we spent a little time at the house, and then we headed back to our treeless frog city to spend the night.

May 22, 2010 – Day Fifteen

Montgomery, Alabama is in the Heart of Dixie, home to the first White House of the Confederacy as well as the Rosa Parks Museum. I’ve been coming here since Thanksgiving 1969, right after I met Marianne while we both worked in Yellowstone National Park.

Montgomery is also home to the Alabama Shakespeare Festival, a world-class Shakespearian theater. Marianne’s mom, Helen, had a couple tickets to the current production of Hamlet, but we needed three tickets, so she got us box seats overlooking the stage.

But first I needed to get an oil change for my F-250 diesel truck. I called one of the local Ford dealers wondering if they were open on a Saturday, and if I had any chance of getting an oil change. “Come on in,” was the service manager’s reply, “we should be able to get you in and out in less than an hour.” That’s exactly what I wanted to hear!

I dropped Marianne and the dogs off at her mom’s house, promising to be back in time to go to the 2:00 showing of the play. “To be or not to be,” has always been my mantra.

I arrived at Stiver’s Ford shortly after 10am and they were having their grand opening sale. The dealership was formerly known a Montgomery Ford, but was recently taken over by this new group. And since it was their grand opening, they were giving away BBQ sandwiches, soft drinks, balloons and cotton candy. But best of all they were giving a 25% discount on all parts and service!

It turned out that they charged $150 for an oil change, about 40% more than I was used to paying in SoCal. I was heartbroken, but then I cheered up when I discovered that they were also offering a phenomenal deal on tires, even before the 25% off. My truck’s BF Goodrich All-Terrain T/A’s were looking pretty sad, so I elected to get in on their sale, and get the exact same tires again.

For the next three and three-quarter hours I sat in their waiting room updating this blog, and getting phone calls from Marianne asking me when I’d be ready. I tried to explain to the service manager that I had a date with Hamlet; he looked at me kind of funny, he was more interested in learning about the kayaks on top of my truck.  It turned out that this was only the second Saturday this dealership was open to do service work,  and they were really not geared for the onslaught of people taking advantage of their new working hours and the 25% discount.

Shortly after 1pm I spoke to Marianne and told her that instead of going to her mom’s house and all of us driving together to the theater, I would meet them there. They would leave my tickets at will call.

Finally at about 1:45 they had my truck and invoice ready, but I had seen a poster proclaiming that if I bought four Goodrich tires I was eligible for a $50 rebate. It took them another 10 minutes to look for the rebate form, and when they couldn’t find it, they searched on the Internet, found it and printed up a copy for me.

I now had to rush to the Alabama Shakespeare Theater arriving 25 minutes after the play had started, I was dressed in shorts with a T-shirt – California casual. An usher now lead me through a maze in total darkness to our box. I felt like Helen Keller (another Alabamian) in a room where the furniture had been rearranged. I groped my way behind him and his dim flashlight and arrived during the graveyard scene so the theater was darkened. I couldn’t even see if it really was Marianne in the seat next to me.

I knew a little about Hamlet, since back in Mr. Schrag’s English class we read the play aloud, and I read the part of Hamlet for the entire play. But truth be told, I really didn’t know what I was reading. And now I was watching and hearing the play being delivered in Elizabethan English.

It was a tough act to follow, so at halftime (I guess it’s really called intermission), the three of us got up and left. Fortunately Marianne was also having a hard time keeping up with the play.

The one BBQ sandwich wasn’t enough to tide me over (another weak attempt at an Alabama reference), so I just had to stop at Wendy’s to get a burger fix. Marianne and her mom beat me home by a mile, so I when I got there I had to fess up as to my transgression.

After watching the dogs romp for a long while, we had dinner, watched a little TV, and headed back to the trailer to be serenaded by the frogs.

May 21, 2010 - Day Fourteen

This morning we had a schedule: Coco had to be at the groomers at 9am. We put the groomer’s location into the GPS, and one GPS couldn’t find the address and the other wanted to take us to the wrong part of town. As we’re driving there we called the groomer and got pretty good directions on how to get there. We found it a couple of minutes later.

We said our good-byes to Coco, then took Molly back to the trailer and headed off to Bellingrath Gardens, a gorgeous estate created at the turn of the last century by a gentleman who made his fortune bottling Coca-Cola on the Gulf Coast. By the looks of this place he did very, very well.

Marianne and I had visited Bellingrath in August 1975 right after I got out the Navy and we took our Ford Courier pick-up, with a fairly large cab-over slide-in camper on top, once around the U.S. I can’t believe we took that thing on pretty much the same route we’d been on this route without air-conditioning – in August! Ah…to be young and foolish again.

Although it had been recommended to us to tour the elegant home, we elected only to tour the gardens. Marianne and I then played dueling cameras as we each sought to shoot the most dramatic photos we could. Oh yeah, it was still hot…and it was all outdoors.

The grounds were still as beautiful as they were 35 years ago, with many nooks and crannies of different views and foliage. After we had been there about 90 minutes we received a call from the groomer that Coco was ready to be picked up.

As we headed back to our truck to drive the 20 miles back to Mobile, we once again put the location into the GPS’s, and once again those electronic marvels lied to us. As a result we ended up taking a very round about way to get there.

Arriving, we entered the shop, and there behind the cashier’s counter in a wire cage was a skinned Coco. She didn’t look at all like we had left her. She looked totally different. We knew that there was a gray coat underneath Coco’s brown fur, and now, trimmed, she was totally gray. In fact she looked very much like our miniature Schnauzer, Mitzi, who passed away three months ago. Nevertheless, Coco was still extremely happy to see us. She probably thought we left her there; she had never been separated from Molly since the day we brought her home.

We headed back to the trailer to unite the dogs, which proved to be very interesting. Coco was glad to see Molly, and although Molly was glad to see Coco, it was apparent Molly didn’t totally recognize her partner in crime, neither by sight nor by smell. Molly had to examine and re-examine Coco time and time again.

As they were getting reacquainted, I prepared the trailer to the journey to Montgomery, about 150 miles north of Mobile. We passed through a couple of little rain squalls and also came upon a pretty nasty car accident which had apparently happened about 10 minutes earlier. Other than that is was uneventful.

We arrived in Montgomery and pulled into The Woods RV Park, a relatively new park surrounded by trees, henceforth the name, but there were no trees inside the park. It did have a lake on the border of the property which I could fish for free if I were so inclined. And we could hear the cattle lowing from just across the lake.

After we got the trailer set-up, we drove a few miles to Marianne’s mom’s home with the dogs. Then it dawned on us: our dogs had never been in anyone else’s home but our own. But they loved exploring this large home, and loved playing in the backyard around the pool. They chased after one another like they never had before, playing their version of the rabbit and the fox.

Marianne’s mom prepared dinner; we watched a little TV and then headed back to the campground, where the choruses of the frogs croaking were almost deafening. Fortunately our air-conditioning was blasting away, so we were not only cool, but its white noise lulled us to sleep. Frogs? What frogs?

May 20, 2010 - Day Thirteen

Today we put Mobile, Alabama into our sights.

Our trailer had never been in Louisiana, so now we’d be adding two more states that the trailer had never been in, Mississippi and Alabama. And we’ve driven almost 3000 miles since we left home. So far, so good.

I got on the Internet looking for places to camp in Mobile. I found one called “Shady Acres”, but I’m usually put off by parks that have names heralding back to the 1930’s, since I fear they haven’t been updated since then. But the reviews I found about this RV park were very high, so I booked it.

The drive was uneventful but I was starting to worry about the tread depth on the truck tires as well as how one of trailer tires was wearing. We made it to Mobile in about three hours, an easy drive for us.

Shady Acres was located in a residential area of town, not too far from I-10 and very easy to get to. But as we pulled off the freeway and attempted to exit, our path was blocked by a police car with flashing lights. And here I thought the statute of limitations of my time in Alabama in the 1970’s had expired. It turned out that the cop was only blocking the road to allow a funeral procession to pass by.

Shady Acres was indeed shady, and we were assigned a pull-through spot. Within a few minutes I had the trailer unhitched, leveled, and the awning down.

By now we were convinced that Coco needed to go to the groomer to get a haircut like her “sister” Molly. Coco’s abundant brown coat was acting like a luxurious fur coat, it was cute, but way too warm in this hot weather. I found a groomer on the Internet and we made an appointment for the next morning.

We left the dogs in the air-conditioned trailer, and even though the South was still experiencing a July-like heat wave, we were ready to do some sightseeing of downtown Mobile, so off we went.

After some map confusion, we found a parking spot next to their large convention center. We walked to the park on the opposite side of the center where we were the only tourists, it appeared as the rest of the parks patrons were homeless people catching up on their sleep and a couple of people fishing in what appeared to me to be the dirty water of the Mobile Bay. Across the bay were shipyards where all sizes of ships were being built. Behind us was the Mobile skyline, fairly unimpressive except for two skyscrapers, both of which were Radisson hotels.

From the park we could see Fort Conde, one of the first settlements in Mobile. Hiking over there, we passed an Imax theater. It was wonderfully cool inside there, but the last Imax movie started 90 minutes earlier. So, in order to stay cool for a while longer, we visited their gift shop.

Once we were conveniently chilled we hiked a bit further, only to find ourselves in front on the former civic center which had now been converted into the Museum of Mobile. It was time to get cool again, so we entered. We didn’t want to pay to entrance fee, so we visited their gift shop to cool off again.

A little further down the street was Fort Conde, this was free and their welcome center was also air-conditioned. We cooled off again, and then did a quick tour of the small fort. Lucky for us the exhibit rooms were all air-conditioned.

Upon exiting the fort, we crossed the street to stand underneath a green umbrella. This is where we could pick up a free shuttle which would take us on a loop of downtown Mobile – also air-conditioned. The quick tour allowed us to view a town that appeared to me to be an extremely scaled down version of New Orleans.

We got back to the trailer, appreciated our air-conditioning, and had dinner. We also spent a considerable amount of time imagining what Coco would look like with her haircut.

May 19, 2010 - Day Twelve

We have yet to leave really early in the morning. And this morning was no exception. Although we didn’t unhook the truck from the camper, we didn’t get on the road until 9:30am. Our destination today would be New Orleans.

On the way out of Jellystone, I apparently took a corner too sharp, since the wheels of the trailer dipped into a swale next to the road. I saw the whole thing in my leftside rearview mirror. Oh, oh….not too smart! But it looked like I dodged a bullet.

About 200 yards further down the road I looked into that mirror again and see the sewer cap dangling in the wind. Crap! I probably forgot to attach it when I last dumped in Austin. So I pulled over to reattach it, when I noticed it was covered with dirt and grass. I surmised that my swale excursion dislodged the cap; and luckily there was no damage to the rest of the sewage system. Heck that was only a flesh wound.

I continued on my way, and then it occurred to me that maybe I had damaged the stairs that are attached on the side near the back of the trailer. I had done this once before….but when I pulled over a second time, 1 saw that they were unscathed. They were on the opposite side of the sewer. Whew! Luck was with me – and I’m sure this was compliments of the daily lucky ritual I perform before I head out on any trailer trip.

Other than spilling a Coke we made it to New Orleans.

But the GPS had us go a screwy way to get to the KOA campground were we’d be spending the night. At least we got to see some of the neighborhood, and were able to access for ourselves New Orleans’ recovery from hurricane Katrina five years earlier.

This KOA was hard to find, the signs weren’t very big, and even though the GPS was telling us to, “Turn around!” we kept looking for it, until we acquiesced, finally turned around, and found the campground.

When we checked in we discovered that as a service of this KOA, we could ride their 9am shuttle into the French Quarter and return at 5pm. Since we had arrived shortly before 3pm, the 9am trip was long gone. Plus we couldn’t leave the dogs alone in the trailer all day, at which point the staff at the KOA informed us that they also offered a dog walking service – a nice touch, but no thank you. Then we found out we could ride the empty 5pm shuttle that was to pick-up the 9am guests into town. We signed up for the ride.

At 5pm that evening we got on the shuttle driven by one of the KOA staff members. This guy would be our tour guide. He was nothing short of amazing, not only did he take us on the scenic route, he went describing every sight with a non-stop patter, recalling the names and dates movies were filmed in this or that location, the uniqueness of this or that roof, who lived where, what the roads were made of, and on and on. I tipped him $10 when we arrived at the French Quarter just for the extreme entertainment value.

We were dropped off at the waterfront and proceeded to make our way to the French Quarter. This is a great place to people watch; there are a number of characters walking on the streets, from pirates and fortune tellers to street musicians, an interesting mix. We also enjoyed photographing the sites.

We found our way to Bourbon Street, the very heart of the French Quarter. At sundown the streets are blocked from vehicular traffic and the crowds begin to materialize as thick as thieves. We were getting hungry, but were overwhelmed by the number of restaurants we had to choose from. A friend had recommended to Marianne that she try a “Po Boy” sandwich. One of the fanciest restaurants in the area is Arnaud’s, but that’s just way too much for us. Fortunately they have a “side” restaurant called Remoulade which was perfect for us.

Marianne ordered a salad with their house dressing, and a shrimp salad. I, on the other hand, ordered a roast beef “Po Boy”. Marianne hated her food, and I liked mine, and feeling sorry for her, I gave her part of my sandwich.

We returned to walking on Bourbon Street, I purchased a T-shirt and best of all, a cigar so that I could blow smoke into the faces of the hawkers whose job it was to entice tourists into their numerous dens of iniquity. Music was blaring from just about every establishment and the smells tantalized my nose.

After walking up and down Bourbon Street we decided to get a dessert at Café Dumont. When the cute little French waitress appeared, Marianne order coffee and I ordered a double espresso. The waitress lamented that they don’t have espresso. Then I’ll have a coffee instead. As a couple of ladies at the next table were leaving, they overheard our order and informed us that when we’re here we need to order the café au lait and beignets. Heck I didn’t know what I was ordering, but if this is what you need to eat in New Orleans, then I’ll give it a try.

A few minutes later Ms. French Petite returned with two cups of coffee with milk and six square donuts without holes covered with a pound of powdered sugar – a perfect treat for my diabetes! Against our better judgment we inhaled this delectable delight and called for a cab to take us back to the KOA.

We were dead tired when we got back to the trailer, and the dogs were glad to see us. I walked them, crawled into bed and passed out.

May 18, 2010 – Day Eleven



By 10:00am the trailer was ready to go for another big travel day. Leaving Austin after four days our goal was Lake Charles, Louisiana. The GPS’s were conflicting on which was the best way to get back to Interstate 10 to continue our eastbound journey. Although the straight route to Houston was the shortest it would take us through a number of little towns, two lane roads, and stop lights. So, I overrode my electronic marvels and elected to go straight south to get to the freeway.

After a few miles we discover that there is a puddle of vomit on the dog pillow. Neither Marianne nor I had been back there, Molly had never vomited in the car, so the blame fell on Coco, who was peacefully sleeping on the dog pillow. Marianne was convinced that Molly was the culprit, but I defended her because of her spotless history.

Then we heard the sound of gagging again, this time disproving my theory and laying the blame directly on Molly’s stomach. It turns out Marianne had given the dogs some medicine earlier this morning. It didn’t effect Coco at all, but Molly was overcome with what I guessed was motion sickness. She had several more bouts of vomiting, but by this time Marianne had her on her lap, and got her to barf into a plastic bag. Poor Molly, she felt so guilty, gazing her pitiful eyes at us. Marianne didn’t have the heart to tell her that it was the nasty pill that was causing her discomfort.

We made it all the way to Lake Charles without anymore excitement. And for the evening I booked us into a Jellystone RV park which is themed like the Hanna-Barbera cartoons of our youth with Yogi Bear and Booboo as their mascots. These parks are geared more toward children, but in a park that could handle 100 RV, there were only a half-dozen there, and I never saw any children.

And the best news of all is that the price of diesel fuel is dropping the further east we travel, hovering around $3/gallon.

May 17, 2010 - Day Ten

Wow, we’ve been on the road for ten days already. Time has really flown by!

Today started out as a slow and easy day. We lounged around the trailer until we got the gumption to wash our clothes.

One of the things we’re forced to do on the road is wash clothes at laundermats. Since we were only 100 yards from the laundermat, we traipsed our sacks of dirty clothes over on foot. Marianne thought we had too much laundry so she wanted to drive, but I knew I needed the exercise so we hoofed it. Upon arrival we discover that there was only one lady washing clothes there, unfortunately that lady was part of the RV part and washing the RV park’s official dirty laundry. As a result this laundry was closed, but the park was large enough to offer a second laundry, but about ¼ mile away. So, in the heat, we traipsed our dirty clothes back to our trailer and drove to the other facility.

Nothing exciting happened at the laundermat. It took about 90 minutes to wash and dry all of our clothes and towels. That’s an advantage of a public laundermat, one can wash and dry one’s clothes concurrently, rather than consecutively, thereby turning a five hour job at home into an almost bearable activity.

That evening we were going to have one last dinner with Deb and Tim, Janet and Rick, and Leesey, before leaving Austin the next day.

Marianne thought it would be a great idea if we presented Deb with a photobook of all the best photos we shot two nights earlier. She checked with a local CVS Pharmacy and discovered that they could make a photobook in less than 20 minutes. But now we had only about two hours to edit and sort all of our photos before the photo department closed at CVS and then drive over to the Oasis restaurant for dinner.

We scrambled not only to pare 285 photos into less than 100, but we had to edit then to make sure they’d be as good as we could make them. That accomplished, I then exported them to USB thumb drive to take over to CVS, but the perfect ordered that we’d saved the photos in was now totally scrambled. Try as I might, I could not get the Google Picasa software to export the photos into that perfect order I wanted. The only way I could guarantee my desired order was to rename each and every one of the 99 photos we ended up with. I boring, tedious job, but I did it.

Then we rushed out to the CVS with minutes to spare to get there before it closed. We got the photos all loaded into their machine and 20 minutes later we had a beautiful bound photobook.

Now we had to rush to the restaurant. But while we were waiting to get the photobook, the heavens opened up with a torrential thunderstorm. I ran through the rain to get the truck and drive it to the door of the CVS to pick up Marianne who guessed she might be too sweet to run through the rain without dissolving!

The rain and lightning were everywhere, but then, less than 50 feet in front of us, a bolt of lightning slammed into a telephone pole, kaboom!  The top of the pole became a huge ball of bright light, and simultaneously the sound of the thunder rocked the truck. Yikes, that was close.

Now we just wanted to make it back to the trailer, because I had left the awning extended. A downpour would turn the awning into a swimming pool and snap the supports – don’t ask me how I know this, it’s good enough to know that I’ve been there, done that. But miraculously the rain hadn’t gotten to the trailer yet. I hurried and retracted the awning, got back into the car to drive to the restaurant.

We were outdriving the rain to get to the restaurant, but just when we got there, the rain was starting, so I elected to use their valet parking in order to avoid walking the couple of hundred yards from their parking lot to the restaurant. Lucky we did, because the heavens were begin to open up with a vengeance as we entered the restaurant.

We were the first couple at restaurant and a few minutes after we arrived Marianne received a phone call from Leesey, they had to pull over and get under some sort of overhang three separate times to avoid being pelted by quarter-sized hail. The view from the patio of the Oasis was totally obliterated by a torrential rainstorm. By this time valet parking was full, and some of the restaurant patrons looked like they had gone swimming with their clothes on when they arrived.

Deb and Tim arrived, they were smart, and they each had an umbrella. Fortunately they didn’t have to drive but a mile to get to the Oasis. We sat down at the bar to get a drink, and by the time the drinks arrive, our restaurant seating for seven was ready. As we sat down at our table, Janet, Rick, and Leesey arrived, somehow they had avoided looking like the wet rats we had seen just minutes earlier.

We all had another round of drinks, when the conversation somehow drifted to menopausal women and their hot flashes. When Leesey admitted she also suffered from this malady, Marianne whipped an over-sized electric fan out of her purse, handed it to Leesey, telling her she never travels anywhere without her fan. The table broke up in laughter that Marianne would have that big of a fan in her purse.

Yet that fan came in very handy just minutes later when the fajitas arrived sizzling on their plates and billowing smoke right into everyone’s faces. This time I whipped out the fan, turned it on, and blew that smoke right away. Another hilarious moment, but then if you had been there you’d have probably appreciated the humor even more!

Our photobook gift to Deb was a hit. We also had a great time reminiscing about what a great time we all had at the party. Once again, great friends, great food, and great times.

May 16, 2010 - Day Nine

We’ve recuperated from Deb’s party without any permanent ill lasting effects – hopefully!

Today we’re visiting our niece, Rebecca Chisholm who has lived in Austin, well actually Round Rock, for a number of years. She and her husband, Jamey, have two boys, five year old Jack, and one year old Ian. Last year they moved to a new house on a cul de sac in the ‘burbs.

Jamey was working so he wasn’t home, but our nephew, and her brother Adam, has lived in Austin since last fall attending the University of Texas graduate school. So this turned out to be a mini family reunion of sorts. We all saw each other last this past Labor Day when we were in Charlotte, NC for Rebecca and Adam’s sister, Janet’s wedding.

As with most new homes that I’ve seen in Texas, it’s a multi-story brick home, and it has a large fenced backyard for the kids to play in. It would be a perfect yard for a dog, but since Jamey is allergic to dogs, we brought both of ours. They mostly loved it. Coco loved it and was her usually friendly self, but Molly was skittish and would park at Jack whenever he moved faster than a snail. But Coco made up for it, she adopted Jack and stuck by him playing games – a boy and his dog.

Jamey is also a computer nerd by profession, so he has his fair share of computer toys. He has the new Apple iPad so I got a chance to look at with Adam, an engineer, giving me tips. It was fine, but I think I’ll stick with this little Acer Aspire One since it has features that I need on a computer: the ability to run real world programs like Microsoft Office and DeLorme Street Altas USA, three USB ports, a built-in camera, a large hard drive, and it can read all my memory cards. And best of all, it’s a whole lot cheaper than the Apple. But the iPad is still a neat toy, if I was still a working stiff, I’d probably blow the money to get one.

They also have the Wii gaming system. Marianne had never seen one, so Jack gave her a quick tour. Apparently Marianne is a natural at this since she beat Jack in her very first game playing the Wii version of ping pong; hopefully she quickly forgets her triumph.

Ian is just a little way from walking; he can pull himself up and crawl up the stairs. When that happens Rebecca is going to have to grow eyes in the back of her head!

Although it was close to Ian’s first birthday, we also brought a gift to Jack, a contraption that drops Mentos candies into a diet soda bottle to create a geyser. Since we had an engineer in the group, we let Adam set it up and make it erupt. It worked, but at $1.99 of a two liter bottle of diet soda, this could become a very expensive addiction. Funny, but expensive.

That evening after we got back, we left the dogs in the trailer for a little drive down to Lake Travis, about a mile past our campground. We saw a bunch more of the impressive Texas homes as well as yachts the ply the waves of this lake. Then we stumbled upon the young crowd’s hangout, Carlos & Charlie’s, a bar and restaurant that offers views of a marina, had a live band (also playing Sweet Home Alabama!), and was great for people watching. Marianne and I split a large order of babyback ribs which came with a mountain of French fries. The food was nothing to write home about, but it was good enough for this blog.

May 15, 2010 – Day Eight

Today’s the day of Debbo’s Big Six-Oh.

We had some rain last night after we went to bed and rain was the topic on everyone’s mind because the big bash was to be outside, complete with a band. But it turned out to be a beautiful day, and the rain was now sidelined until at least after midnight – which would serve as a reminder to have the hangers-on remember to go home.

Around noon we received word that Leesey was finally arriving from Montgomery, so we decided to check out her swanky inn and resort right on the lake, which was about five miles from our campground. I was most impressed with the $12 valet parking fee.

Today was also a day we picked to replenish groceries and purchase items that we either forgot or decided we needed. One of the four GPS programs (yes, four!) I travel with lists every business in the U.S. We decided that a Wal*Mart would be the one store where we could probably get everything. The GPS program promptly found all the Wal*Mart’s within 50 miles, and the nearest one to us was about a dozen miles away. When we were within a couple of miles of the store, we came across a SuperTarget store. Marianne likes Target and she’d never been in a SuperTarget so we were going to get another entry in her (and my) diaries….Dear Diary…today I went to a SuperTarget for the very first time….

One of the more important items I wanted to purchase was a trickle charger that I’d guillotined that almost caused our trailer to burn down several days previously. But alas, poor Yorrick, the shoppe had none. But it did have everything else on our lists including groceries.

Since it was a Saturday, there were a host of people throughout the store offering free samples of various foods. I abstained, although Marianne was game to try each and every one. But we didn’t purchase any of these offerings.

On the way back to the trailer with our bagsful of bounty, Marianne discovered an auto parts chain store and, of course, I was in the wrong lane to make a quick entrance into their parking lot, so I had to take a right at the next intersection and then find ample room to turn the truck around.

If you didn’t already know it, a 2006 Ford F-250 4x4 crewcab even with a short bed is a bitch to maneuver in tight places, and U-turns are no exception. At least it’s much better than with the 30’ long trailer attached or the same truck with a long bed. A U-turn becomes something akin to a 5-point turn on a narrow two lane road. Add to that the amount of traffic on this road and in also becomes an exercise in patience. I waited and waited for the traffic to abate so I could make my prolonged U-turn. And after waiting longer than I thought my patience could handle, I succeeded in completing the shuttle docking maneuver.

Now I was in line (a long line) to make a left turn at the signal so I could get back to the auto parts store. The light took longer than I thought it should to change to let us go, but it made up for it by shortening the left turn light. Finally after waiting through two signal changes, I was in line to lead the herd through the third light – the entire process of seeing the store, turning to a place to make a U-turn, making the U-turn, and then waiting through three signal changes took about 15 minutes. Maybe I could have built a trickle charger in that amount of time?

The clerk at the store was a clown. No, he didn’t have any of the make-up on, but he just looked and acted like a clown when I asked him where their trickle chargers where. They had about a half-dozen different models and he ‘splayned them all to me. Armed with this knowledge I bought the right tool for the right job. And I’ll install it differently, too!

When I got back to the trailer, I was bushed, so I decided to take a nap. Both Marianne and I immediately fell soundly asleep, waking with just enough time for me to take a shower and get ready before Francois and Thalia would be our chauffeurs to the big party.

I had been elected as the unofficial official photographer for the gala, and for this event I brought out my big Olympus digital SLR with the big new bounce flash. This would be the first time I used this set-up in a real world situation, and I must say the results were stunning. So, it was a beautiful Austin evening with clouds in the western sky, and Deb and Tim’s home is gorgeous, overlooking Lake Travis; the perfect party home!

We were some of the first guests to arrive. The caterers were setting up a phenomenal spread in two different rooms, and the band was setting up on the patio in the backyard overlooking the pool.

Friends were starting to show up: John and Cathy Henniger from North Carolina; Leesey Webb had arrived earlier from Montgomery, after a one day delay because of weather as well as jet equipment problems, she was escorted by her sister, Janet and her husband, Rick, who now live in Austin; Barbara Rushing and her friend Gary, from North Carolina; as well as Deb’s sister, Kathy, who lives in San Antonia. The only no-show was Steve Beard and his wife Teresa, from Florida.

Marianne, Deb, Leesey, and Barbara were bosom buddies in high school in Montgomery, practically inseparable. John and Steve were their groupies…

The party was a great affair. The sunset was stunning. The band played all the right songs, including a very well received, “Sweet Home Alabama”. The food was not only very tasty, but varied as well. And it was a great group of people. I could write a bunch more words, but the adage that a picture is worth a thousand words should hold well here, Here’s the link to the photos I took, the equivalent of 99,000 words.

May 14, 2010 – Day Seven

Time to start visiting.

After a lazy morning we got together with Mike Shields, whom I’ve known since I lived in Mountain View CA in 1972. Mike and his wife’s, Sue’s apartment was right next to mine at 1941 California Street. I was in the Navy stationed at Moffett Field and Mike was attending college to become an engineer. He had just finished a stint in the Air Force.

In September 1972 Marianne had flown out from Atlanta, where she was working, to visit me. We had met three years earlier when we both worked in Yellowstone National Park (that entire adventure will have to become a book and then a movie). I had asked Marianne to marry me several times, but since at the time I had few social redeeming values, she always wisely said no. But now I was in the Navy and had a full-time job and a place to live.

We had a great time for those few days, and after she returned she thought about our relationship for a while, and finally decided that maybe I was the guy she needed to marry. Since this was a leap year, a Sadie Hawkins year, Marianne called me to propose, but as luck would have it, my telephone had been disconnected for non-payment. It was a philosophical difference I had with Ma Bell, but as everyone knows, you can’t argue with your mother. To spite Ma, I rigged the telephone to play the local radio station, KOME, whenever anyone called, even though I couldn’t hear it ring much less answer it, but it was pretty funny – except when my parents tried to call me repeatedly and all they heard was the radio station. They called an operator who then had it checked it out and told them she’d never heard anything like it. My parents called the police thinking I’d been waylaid in my apartment.

The reason I’m telling you this, Marianne had met Mike and Sue and fortunately had their telephone number. So when she got the radio station on my phone, she called them, who then retrieved me, so I could talk to her. So their apartment, that night, was where Marianne proposed to me and I heartedly accepted.

Mike and Sue have been very dear to us since then. Before they moved to Austin, we would also meet up in Sequoia National Park where we tent camped. We did it so often, that one year we went up solo and still ran into them up there!

So today we rendezvoused with Mike at the Iguana Café, a great spot overlooking Lake Travis just a mile or two from where we’re camping. It was great seeing Mike again; he hadn’t changed, other than getting older, like all of us do in forty years. He told us he’d just taken the last five months to drive around the country to look for work as well as reconnect with friends and family. We spent several hours reminiscing and figuring out how we’d fix the world problems.

The reason we were in town was to celebrate Deb McCasland’s 60th birthday. Deb, Marianne, and Leesey Webb were inseparable growing up the in same neighborhood in Montgomery AL. And now it was time for a high school reunion of sorts at Deb’s palatial estate overlooking Lake Travis. It’s great having friends in high places.

Deb’s college roommate, Thalia, was also attending and she and her French husband, Francois, came from Alabama with their trailer and were staying in the same resort as we were. We hooked up and went to Deb and Tim’s home together.

Other Montgomery classmates who attended were John and Cathy Henniger, Barbara Rushing and friend Gary, along with Deb’s sister Kathy, and their cousin Gary and his wife Jennifer, both from the San Francisco Bay area. Leesey Webb was also supposed to be there, but she ended up trapped at the Montgomery airport for five hours because of weather delays; she would now be arriving tomorrow, hopefully in time for the BIG party.

After chit-chatting a while, we all went over to another great restaurant overlooking the lake, The Oasis. This is a four-story restaurant that is perpetually crowded. The parking lot is so large that they have several shuttles taking you to and from your car. To alleviate that problem, the owner is building a huge parking garage 100 yards from his restaurant, plus he’s building another large multi-story restaurant right next to the first one, with also a phenomenal lake view.

I guessed that this would be a very expensive restaurant, but once again I’d be wrong. They serve relatively inexpensive Tex-Mex fare which was delicious. Wow, a secret business model: serve excellent food in a great location for not too much money – if you’re reading this, please keep this secret to yourself, we’ll get together sometime and make our fortune!

On the way back to RV campground, I saw a deer dart across the road just 20 feet in front of my truck, upon closer examination, I saw another deer on the side of the road contemplating whether or not to follow in his (or her) buddy’s footsteps. Just to be on the safe side, I luckily stopped the truck, since in an instant he (or her) made up their mind to join their buddy – only five feet in front of my truck. The guy who was tailgating me was in for a surprise when I abruptly stopped, but I’m sure he now understands why when he saw the bounding Bambi.

We kept our dogs alone in the trailer while we were hobnobbing, they did just fine. Here’s another secret, having two dogs, which truly love one another, allows them to keep each other company and not be forced to chew on your prized possessions when you leave them alone. Still, they were extremely glad to see us when we returned.

May 13, 2010 – Day Six


After getting everything stowed away to leave, I notice an acrid smell, at first I wondered what the dogs had gotten into, but it was getting worse by the second, and then all of a sudden smoke started to pour from underneath our bed. Oh oh!

When I opened the bed to see what was happening, the smoke was overwhelming and I was envisioning everything I had on the trip going up in a ball of flame vividly enhanced by two twenty gallon propane tanks just four away from this ignition point. I quickly closed the bed and unplugged the charger to remove the power source. I could barely breathe as the burning wire insulation gave off fumes that played havoc on my lungs. With the power source gone the smoking ended. I turned on the exhaust fans in both the bedroom and the bathroom and in short order the smoke was gone, but the stinking smell lingered, and so, too, the ash and remnants of burnt insulation.

It turned out to be the trickle charger I use to keep a 12 volt battery charged that I use with my CPAP (sleep apnea) machine when we don’t have 110 volt electricity. Apparently when I had lifted the hinged bed a few minutes earlier and then let it close, the power cord was severed in a guillotine motion shorting it out, causing the wire insulation to become red hot, melt and burn.

We grabbed the portable vacuum cleaner to clean the mess and then noticed that the bottom of the bed a one foot diameter black soot mark. That’s when we realized that we were only seconds away from a catastrophe!

Thank heavens for Fabreeze, which effectively masked all the stink.

Hopefully that’s all of that kind of excitement we’ll have on this trip. Maybe it was a good idea to get it out of the way early.

After we left Del Rio, the landscape started to dramatically change from the desert we had experienced from just east of San Diego to now, to something with more greenery and trees. But the humidity was now becoming a reality. It’s a trade-off.

We were going to stop in San Antonio and visit their famed Riverwalk but the weather was starting to look ominous. I don’t remember San Antonio being as big as it is today, I was last here in 1975 after I got out of the Navy and we were heading to Alabama in our Ford Courier with a Six Pac camper on top – and no air-conditioning – we were crazy! At that time we were traveling with our cat, Fritz, and I wanted to see the Alamo. It was easy to navigate city streets with a little pick-up even if it did have a big camper on it. But now I’m 50’ long with the truck and trailer, and it’s not that easy anymore.

We continued on the Austin, amazed that San Antonio and Austin had practically merged to become one huge 150 mile long megaplex.

This evening after having driven another 250 miles, we pulled into one of the top 100 RV resorts in the U.S. just a few miles outside of Austin very close to Lake Travis. There aren’t too many trees here, but the place is modern and well maintained, as a result a place like this commands $60 per night.

We’re right across from the acre-sized dog run. Our dogs loved being able to run free, and we were all smiles watching them have fun. But when we got them back we discovered that they were covered with 100’s of cockleburs which took Marianne well over ½ hour to cut out of both dogs. A day ago these dogs had long hair on their legs, but not now, heck their legs look scalped.

We called all our friends and relatives in Austin to let them know we arrived and we have plans for the next three days. Trailer trash now has a social life!

May 12, 2010 – Day Five



We decided to leave early this morning so we could avoid the heat of the day. As I was preparing the trailer for hook-up the stargazing couple came by as if they were stalking terrorists, but it was only javelinas or peccaries, a close relative of the wild pig. A herd of four was grazing within 100’ of our trailer, giving us an ample opportunity to photograph them.

We left the park via the northeast entrance, and we were running low on fuel. I knew we’d have enough to get us to Marathon, about 70 miles north. Just as we pulled into town the low fuel light came on. Unfortunately the only station in town was charging $3.50 per gallon of diesel, about 50¢ more per gallon than we had been paying in West Texas, but I guess that’s the price one must pay when you’re in the middle of absolutely nowhere.

Lunchtime found us at a cute café in Sanderson, TX. It had once been the roundhouse for the railroad switching yard, but roundhouses were no longer necessary. I had the Rueben sandwich but Marianne had the carne asada plate, which looked more like goulash to me, but then that must be the difference between Tex-Mex and the Mexican food we’re used to in Southern California.

Just past Sanderson was Langtry, the late 19th century stronghold of Judge Roy Bean. Since I was here, I decided to pull the one mile off the main road to see this bit of the American West. Langtry is now a half dozen buildings, the most modern is a State of Texas welcome center which encompasses Bean’s Jersey Lilly Saloon as well as his opera house. Old Roy, the “Law West of the Pecos” was infatuated with the famed English actress, Lillie Langtry, whom he never met, but who would visit the town he claimed he had named after her, shortly after he died.

Roy was a character, one of the first cases he tried as the area’s justice of the peace was that of an Irishman accused of killing one of the thousands of Chinese workers helping build the railroad in the area. The other Irishmen threatened to lynch Bean if he were found guilty. So after looking through his one law book, Bean ruled that "homicide was the killing of a human being; however, he could find no law against killing a Chinaman". Bean also had a connection to San Diego, he moved here in 1848 to join his brother, who would become the city’s first mayor.

That evening we pulled into Del Rio, TX not far from the huge man-made Lake Amistad, which straddles both the U.S. and Mexico. In the parking lot of the first RV campground we looked at, we met a couple from San Juan Capistrano, practically neighbors, who were on day four of their very first RV trip. They were pulling a Jeep with their Class C motorhome; it was the Jeep that attracted them to me. The sign on the door of the “resort” said to pick out a site and come back in the morning to pay for it. We took a quick tour of the place and found it to be seriously lacking in what has now become our RV standard.

We drove off to find the next RV campground only a mile further down the road. Although this one wasn’t much to look at either, at least it did have a person working their office and was only $21.55 at night. Though the temperature was still hovering around 100°, we decided to call it a night after having driven about 225 miles since Big Bend. We walked the dogs and stayed in the trailer all night watching static-laden cable TV.

May 11, 2010 – Day Four


I hooked the trailer back unto the truck early to avoid the heat of the day. But by the time I finished this chore my shirt was beginning to get soaked in sweat. We were glad to be getting out of this hot place and down to our next RV campsite next to Rio Grande River were it should be a bunch cooler.

As we entered the national park and purchased another yearly pass for $80, the rangerette observed our kayaks, and informed us we’d need permits to take them on the river, and permits were available for free at the visitor’s center in the middle of the park. We next stopped at the center to pick up our permits, and it was a cool 88° and we were glad we’d left Study Butte. But then we were informed that it had been 111° the day before on the river. Yikes! And thanks, Marianne.

We got down to Rio Grande Village, some village…it’s nothing more than a two pump gas station connected to a little camping store. And there’s a parking lot where RV’s park next to one another much like a Wal*Mart parking lot. When we got there, we were one of six rigs in this lot, but by evening it was almost full. I can’t imagine why people would come here in the 108.8° heat, but they must be doing something because I didn’t see anyone around their RV’s. We decided to do some sightseeing, on the way to the boat ramp, where we had no intention of launching our kayaks in this heat, we went through one of the largest campgrounds I’ve ever seen, but it was eerily empty. When we got to the boat ramp we saw that the mighty Rio Grande River was only 100 feet wide here, warm and muddy. Nothing at all like I’d imaged it. And we were pretty much in the flat lands of the park, not the stunning canyons that I saw on all the postcards. To say I was disappointed would be putting it mildly.

There is only one road in and out of here, but there was a spur to where we could see a canyon wall. With nothing else to do, we took this five mile side trip. We got there and could see a very small Mexican village overlooking the river from their side, besides the impressive canyon wall about a mile away. There was a park sign informing us what we were seeing and leaning up against the sign were two hand painted walking sticks which I thought were odd because a) who would go hiking in 108° heat in the shade with no shade, and b) who would leave such pretty sticks behind. Well it turned out to be someone’s store, enterprising but illegal. It turns out this little help yourself store is run by that small village. They come across the border in a canoe pick-up their money and leave new products (trinkets). Their little wire designs are the same as the park store offers but at a slightly reduced price. They have to worry about being caught by our uniformed officers, as well as if anyone rips off their money which is left in a cut-off plastic soft drink bottle or products. Marianne supported their international trade to the tune of $20.

We spent the rest of the day in the trailer because it was just too damn hot to do anything else. Our air-conditioning was fighting a losing battle with the heat, dropping the inside temperature to just 87°. We watched one of our Netflix videos, Sabah – A Love Story, and now recommend it. We’re watching DVD’s since there’s not cell phone service or TV reception here, unless you have a satellite dish. I wonder what those folks in the Mexican village are doing tonight since it doesn’t appear that they even have indoor plumbing, much less electricity.

At 10:30pm it cooled down to 91°, and in taking the dogs for their final walk of the day, I ran into a couple who were standing in the middle of this RV parking lot looking up at the sky. I asked them if they were stargazing, yes they said, they came here especially to see the stars, and this was their third night here, after they had read in this month’s AARP magazine that this place is the best place in the country to see all the stars in the heavens. After having lived in coastal Southern California for almost 40 years, I was almost too jaded to even look in the sky at night, since there are but a handful of stars to be seen there. But this place truly is amazing, almost too amazing, it makes me think that the Air Force in Marfa may be here for some totally other reason.

May 10, 2010 – Day Three


Today I woke up with a warm body cuddled up close to me. I was so glad that Marianne was enjoying the trip! Once again I was wrong. Molly was sleeping on the pillow next to me and Coco was sleeping at my ankles. At least the dogs are showing their trip appreciation.

The KOA was next to a farm with all sorts of animals, and at daybreak when I got up to take them outside, they were bewildered by all the strange sounds and smells. It was early and desolate enough that I challenged myself to let the dogs run without their leashes. They did really well, an encouraging sign, we are bonding.

One of my chores when camping (as we know it) is to dump the waste water. This is a necessary evil. And this time it was more necessary and more evil than ever before. Why? Because the last time we went camping three weeks earlier, my pump that I use to empty my tanks at my home, broke. So we had some vintage sewage aboard that was in dire need of dumping. That’s another good thing about KOA’s, just about every site has a sewage dump hook-up. And thank heaven for the chemicals that prevent the stink from stinking!

We left at 10am this morning, headed away from the Interstate highways for the first time on a 200 mile trip south to Big Bend National Park, this country’s most remote national park.

It’s an extremely desolate trip only made exciting by a monster cross wind coming out of the West. And since this is West Texas, the dust obscured the highway at times, Towns are few and far between in this part of the country, so we were somewhat amazed when we saw what I at first thought was a flying saucer just north of Marfa TX. When we got closer the UFO turned out to be a large inflatable blimp. I then surmised that the Air Force was testing this device for hunting down illegal aliens (so it really may be a UFO hunter, since little men from outer space would technically be considered illegal aliens). When we got the local fuel stop/Subway sandwich shop in Marfa, it was swarming with Border Patrol agents. I guessed it there was a big bust going on, but it turned out to be the best place in town to get a quick lunch, and that’s why all the uniformed officers were there. I asked one of them about the blimp and he gave me the pat line, “It’s an Air Force weather balloon, we don’t have anything to do with it.” Yeah, right.

Seeing that 100 federal officers can’t be wrong, I not only fueled up but ordered a $5 foot long sandwich. My idea was to find a nice city park out of the wind and have lunch. We never found a park, but Marfa is the county seat and it has a glorious 1886 building at the end of its main street in the middle of a square that would do just fine. I set up a couple of camping chairs that almost blew away, and ate our sandwiches. I finally shot some photos of the building and main street.

Marfa is semi-famous. I was the location of the 1955 movie, Giant, starring Elizabeth Taylor, Rock Hudson, and James Dean. It would be Mr. Dean’s last movie, released in 1956 after he died in his Porsche outside of Cholame CA on his way to a race in Monterey on September 30, 1955 – which just happens to be my fifth birthday. That’s why I remember all this trivia.

Marfa was also the site of the recent Coen brothers Academy Award winning film, No Country for Old Men. It also had an Air Force base that closed 40 years ago and was subsequently purchased by a famous New York artist who turned it into a sprawling art enclave, enticing many other New York artists to this corner of the country.

But the most unusual thing about Marfa is the mysterious Marfa lights. Over 130 years ago people began seeing lights on the horizon just south of town, thinking they were the campfire lights of the Apache Indians preparing to raid the town. And to this day they still baffle people what they are. Nevertheless, the town has built a beautiful building on the highway heading south to view this strange phenomenon. Believe it or not.

The west wind was getting stronger the further south we drove, and it almost obscured the last somewhat big town in these here parts, Alpine. We would have stopped to look at this town but the wind and the heat, by now over 100°, kept us, including the dogs, in our air-conditioned and thankfully big truck.

We made it as far as Study Butte, pronounced Stoo-dee Beaut, not study butt, as I was to unceremoniously discover. Don’t ask. This fork in the road is nothing more than a suburb of the Terlingua ghost town. And Terlingua is famous for only one thing these days, the world’s first and largest chili cook-off, drawing thousands of people to this end of the earth.

I had booked us into the local RV campround for two nights, which turned out to be nothing more than a large gravel-paved parking lot on the site of an old open pit mine. Throw in a few trees to make it attractive, not, and you have one ugly place to park. Add the 107° in the shade, but there was no shade, and you can see why there were only a handful of RV’s in a lot that could supposedly handle 130, thank you chili! Mad dogs and Englishmen in the noon day sun – add Germans to that.

We stopped in their local café, purchased a couple of ice cream cones and decided two nights here would be at least one too many. We elected to get a refund for the second night and stay inside Big Bend park instead. Let it be hereby known that that was Marianne’s idea.

But before we left this place I noticed that there were a couple next to us, each with their own laptop computer, trying to logon to the only WiFi for miles in any direction. She did it, but he couldn’t. Since I thought Marianne and I were the only people who traveled with two laptops (well, actually three), I thought I’d offer my assistance. I got him up and running in a minute or so, and he told me that they were traveling from Miami, their home, to Alaska a three month trip – most impressive. When I told them that we were going the opposite direction also for three months and one of our stops would be Florida and Key West, they said we’d love it. I sure hope they’re right.

We stayed holed up in our air-conditioned trailer watching the Weather Channel scare everyone with the killer tornadoes in Oklahoma, a good 500 miles north of us. At about 7:30pm when the temperature dropped down to a more respectable 101° we decide we needed to see the Terlingua ghost town. Well, there’s not too much to it, but it does have one very large gift store, which trapped us for a while. One the way out, I asked the cashier where a good place to eat was, and she said the bar next door had a Monday night special – two hamburgers for the price of one, which we thought was a great idea. Unfortunately the place wasn’t air-conditioned, and although it had its share of extremely colorful characters, eating hamburgers in a hot hell hole is horrible.

But on the way into the ghost town we saw another café which looked like it should have air-conditioning. It did, and we got to underneath the only window air-conditioner in the place. Well, we had our choice of seating since we were the only ones there. That should have scared me, and it usually does, but my stomach was concerned that my throat had been slit, since I hadn’t had anything to eat since the Subway.

The waitress was a rather large and friendly lady, and the cook looked like he had served in the military and decided to retire to a ghost town but needed to supplement his meager retirement earnings. Marianne and I both ordered the hamburger steak, me with corn and potato salad, she with Brussels sprouts and French fries – making it a more European dining experience. Well, lo and behold, the food was pretty good, but Marianne liked my potato salad better than her French fries, so I was short changed on my meal one of the few times in my life (this event will become yet another of my “Dear Diary” entries).

Two things stick in my mind about this café; one was that both the waitress and cook were smokers, and just sat down a few tables from us and enjoyed their cigibutts. The other was after we were sitting there a while, this woman enters the place and asks for a menu. While that in itself isn’t too strange, her thick German accent was. Since I’m a native, I ask her if she was German, no, she informed me, she was Swiss. Never mistake a Swiss for a German, they don’t like it, and will hold it against you for the rest of their lives.

But since we were the only ones there, and she had a hard time understanding the menu, my translation of a ghost town café menu into German/Swiss warmed her up to us a bit. She let us know that this was her second visit to the U.S. This time she flew into Denver, rented a car, drove to Nebraska to visit friends (yeah, that would be on the top of my list), and then headed south, ending up like us, just a few miles from the Rio Grande and the Mexican border, in a desolate café in a ghost town in the middle of nowhere. Where can you book a vacation like that? Would they even give refunds? And on top of it all, she had another month to go, heading to Harlingen TX, another garden spot (don’t ask, I’ve been there) and then hopefully ending up in Florida. She ordered her food to go – but where would she go?

We spent the night with the air-conditioner working overtime, glad that we only had driven only 200 miles today. But we were now over one thousand miles from home.